5 Things I Never Thought I’d Say to My Children.

As a parent, some of the things that come out of my mouth leave me laughing inside and, sometimes out loud. Along the lines of ‘Daddy is eating his dinner like a good boy.’

As G grows up (far too quickly) and Boo does the same, some of the things I have had to say have shocked and tickled me in equal measure.

They need no explanation.

1. (To G) Don’t lick the cat.

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2. (To Boo) You can’t wear play heels around the farm.

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3. Don’t share food with the dog (to both of them)

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4. Don’t climb your sister/ride your brother like a horse (again to both of them).

5. (To Boo) Don’t pick your brother up by his head.

What are the most unbelievable things you’ve said to your children?

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