5 Funny Things I have said to my Children

Children are funny creatures and if I had a £1 for every funny thing I have had to say to them, I would be a rich woman.

Over the years with Boo, the things that have come out of my mouth have made me turn my back to her and have a right old giggle while obviously trying to remain authoritative in my actions (it never happens when I start laughing which is a lot of the time).

They say you forget these things so, while I remember them, here are the five funniest things Ive said to the children, while I still can remember.

Look, Daddy is eating his dinner like a good boy. (We both laughed at that one)

2. Please do not ride your brother like a horse.

3. Do not pick your brother up by his head.

4. The dog does not like fruit but thank you for sharing.

5. Please don’t eat dog biscuits.

There are obviously more. What is the funniest thing o have said to your child?